yo!!!phooi yee here...

Apparently the owner of this blog has abandon her blog for a very very VERY long time.Since im such a super duper AWESOME best friend to her,i decided to update her old outdated blog.*clap hands*

First of all,let me announce that me and jia ying's 'food company'has changed their sponsorship from jia ying to MEEEEE.. =) For those who don't understand,let me explain SLOWLY and CLEARLY.As you all know,jia ying's school bag is like a fridge*those who don't know,NOW you know*Why i say her bag is a fridge?Because....her bag always cantains..erm..i mean PACKED with biscuits,sweets,nugget,french fries,wedges.................

Jia Ying has been the sponsorship for me and the two boys behind us for 9 months,so...one day i FINALLY felt guilty and thats when we changed our sponsorship =) At first i didn't mind,but that very night she call me suddenly and guess what she said....'eh phooi yee,tommorrow sponsor us biscuits arr,1 packet not enough leh..bring 2 okay?somemore got that LOT 100 a not?somemore somemore the sour sour the sweet bring also kay?'

Wow..what an 'AWESOME' best friend i have got?!When i say i want to lose weight,she go and buy NUGGETS from the canteen and forced me to eat.Her saying was;'aiya...eat little bit won't get fat laa..'wow...luckily i didn't fall into her trap.*Shes jealous that im 'LESS FAT' than her so she wants to STUFF ME WITH NUGGETS!*

anyways,

Today,our beloved GENTLEMAN Lee Zheng Yu gave us a lecture about sex education.Its not that me and jia ying weren't willing to hear him talk,its just that the gentleman has too much experience in that topic.And he kept forcing us to listen to him,made us turn around.But....In the end,me and jia ying taught Mr.Gentleman where to buy wigs..yes...WIGS..the thing that you wear on your head.And believe it or not,Mr.Choo chun chean was doing his karangan bahan ransangan the whole time.*my eyes drop lo..*

To my silly yet funny classmate Siow Chun Ming,congrats on you and your Princess Deanna =) And to my awesome best friend jia ying,don't be so jealous..you'll find your humba humba sooner or later..erm...i guess is LATEst..hehe..*i know you'll be rolling your eyes now and thinking that ME also haven't find my humba humba*(Too bad im not the one eating nuggets EVERY SINGLE DAY and trying to make her super hot super slim best friend to bacome fat)

Whee~
That all for today.If the readers of this blog wants to read more about PHOOI YEE =) Please kindly ask for an invite to my blog.And those who wants to read more about the things which i wrote/will write in this blog,please kindly pray that i am not LAZY and has the mood to help her AWESOME best friend to update her blog.thx! =)